Magnet Face

Most of my blogging time is dedicated to my hit image blog Fresh Photons these days, but I recently came across this great image above on a blog called Awkward Stock Photos. Whimsically, I decided to see what other stock images were available under the tag “Experiment” and I basically laughed my way through 70 pages of results. To be honest, most of them aren’t so bad, but here are some of my personal favourites,

The copper sulfate guzzler,

Chemical Sniffer

The movie villain chemist,

Movie Villain Chemist

90% of the pictures are of scientists squinting at beakers. Ah, so this is how one does science!,

Bored Scientist

Confused Scientist

Shocked Scientist

Shocked Scientist Again

Scared Scientist

Science is serious business,

Serious Scientist

Wait, what?

Business Man Science

Oh, I guess it’s a standard chemical reaction,

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Just an alien fetus,

Alien Fetus Science

It’s about time some scientist extracted the essence of love,

Love Scientist

Love extraction failed,

Failed Scientist

On the contrary, this one is titled “successful experiment”. Great Job!,

Successful Experiment

Who let sexy tomb-raider into the lab?,

Tomb Raider Scientist

The ‘dot’ in Photos.com adds some extra flair to this one,

Sexy Chemist with Bad Teeth

Good old topless chemistry,

Topless Male Chemist

Topless Chemistry

At least wear a bra!,

Topless Chemist

Much better,

Inappropriate Scientist

Girls Gone Wild in the lab y’all,

Alcoholic Scientist

Lensless safety goggles are also all the rage, I hear,

Lensless Goggles

Fun with needles,

Death Scientist

No gloves, but at least he’s focussed on the task at hand,

Careful Scientist

“Ok, Now try being a more menacing scientist”,

Menacing Scientist

This looks bad…,

Not Sure Scientist

Oh nevermind, it’s all good,

Happy Scientist

Blatant animal testing (via interrogation), “ANSWER US, DID YOU LAY THESE EGGS?!”,

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Here’s a lady using a multimeter to clean the crap out of her keyboard,

Computer Cleaning

Cheers to good science and a romance-free workplace,

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2013 Edit: I compiled a sequel to this post if you’re interested in more exciting science stock photography!

23 Responses to “Awkward Science Stock Photography”

  1. christian Says:

    :D the girl with the multimeter trying to do something against the laptop is the best.. mega FAIL

  2. TehLulzinator Says:

    Oahahah you got me so hard at the chicken interrogation. :’)
    Nice compilation this.

  3. berkes Says:

    Wear safety glasses for protection. Wear nothing else but a camisole.

  4. Able Archer Says:

    Well the woman with trying to use the multimeter is a mac user so it’s understandable that they don’t know how a computer works.

  5. Carl Says:

    You got me at, “ANSWER US DID YOU LAY THESE EGGS!?”

  6. AzureLunatic Says:

    I think it’s safe to say that no, he probably did not lay those eggs.

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  8. DaveyJones Says:

    this would be funnier if these people were not so retarded as to think ‘glasses = smart’ ‘white coats = science’…

    some stereotypes are insulting, other just make you go
    facepalm.jpg

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  10. retired one Says:

    guy with multi-colored test tubes appears to have discovered the gay gene!

  11. BZW Says:

    My fave are the apparently-tubetop-wearing “scientists.” but, hey, they’re wearing goggles…

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  13. Alex Says:

    I love where the “dot” in “photo.com” ended in the “Good old topless chemistry” lady’s mouth…

  14. Selina Says:

    “No gloves, but at least he’s focussed on the task at hand,”

    he looks like Shaun Micallef.
    http://ten.com.au/tvshows/mrandmrsmurder-shaun-micallef.htm

  15. grampy Says:

    Dudez, “this looks bad” totally looks like me at work. Almost hurt myself laughing. Then the “never mind, its all good” blindsided me with scientific relief and the laughing, oh the laughing… you made me hurt from laughing. Thanks, I needed this.

  16. Adam B Says:

    The chicken being interrogated is a Rooster; So, “probably not” is your answer.

  17. Steve D Says:

    Why would an agency watermark this crap? I’d be embarrassed to have my firm’s name on any of these?

  18. Tice with a J Says:

    Lensless safety goggles? Great Kandor, it’s a scientist hipster.

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  20. 70s Soundtrack Says:

    I’ve seen that last one before. I think it’s the opening scene from something on the Porn Side of the Internet.

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  22. threeoutside Says:

    These people have never heard of PIPETTES??? How can there be Science without Pipettes??? Just watch ANY TV news story about ANY science, even astronomy, for God’s sake, and you’ll be treated to the thrilling sight of lab techs using pipettes!

    Love the colored [generic powdered soft drink mix] solutions, too. That and the various kinds of beers.

    Great series!

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