Awkward Science Stock Photography
April 4th, 2010
Most of my blogging time is dedicated to my hit image blog Fresh Photons these days, but I recently came across this great image above on a blog called Awkward Stock Photos. Whimsically, I decided to see what other stock images were available under the tag “Experiment” and I basically laughed my way through 70 pages of results. To be honest, most of them aren’t so bad, but here are some of my personal favourites,
The copper sulfate guzzler,
The movie villain chemist,
90% of the pictures are of scientists squinting at beakers. Ah, so this is how one does science!,
Science is serious business,
Wait, what?
Oh, I guess it’s a standard chemical reaction,
Just an alien fetus,
It’s about time some scientist extracted the essence of love,

Love extraction failed,
On the contrary, this one is titled “successful experiment”. Great Job!,
Who let sexy tomb-raider into the lab?,
The ‘dot’ in Photos.com adds some extra flair to this one,

Good old topless chemistry,
At least wear a bra!,
Much better,
Girls Gone Wild in the lab y’all,
Lensless safety goggles are also all the rage, I hear,
Fun with needles,
No gloves, but at least he’s focussed on the task at hand,
“Ok, Now try being a more menacing scientist”,
This looks bad…,
Oh nevermind, it’s all good,
Blatant animal testing (via interrogation), “ANSWER US, DID YOU LAY THESE EGGS?!”,
Here’s a lady using a multimeter to clean the crap out of her keyboard,
Cheers to good science and a romance-free workplace,






























February 14th, 2011 at 11:29 am
December 18th, 2011 at 7:08 am
Oahahah you got me so hard at the chicken interrogation. :’)
Nice compilation this.
December 18th, 2011 at 10:17 am
Wear safety glasses for protection. Wear nothing else but a camisole.
December 21st, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Well the woman with trying to use the multimeter is a mac user so it’s understandable that they don’t know how a computer works.
January 8th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
You got me at, “ANSWER US DID YOU LAY THESE EGGS!?”
January 9th, 2012 at 12:31 am
I think it’s safe to say that no, he probably did not lay those eggs.
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January 26th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
this would be funnier if these people were not so retarded as to think ‘glasses = smart’ ‘white coats = science’…
some stereotypes are insulting, other just make you go
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April 4th, 2013 at 5:57 pm
guy with multi-colored test tubes appears to have discovered the gay gene!
April 4th, 2013 at 9:28 pm
My fave are the apparently-tubetop-wearing “scientists.” but, hey, they’re wearing goggles…
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April 5th, 2013 at 3:02 am
I love where the “dot” in “photo.com” ended in the “Good old topless chemistry” lady’s mouth…
April 5th, 2013 at 6:17 am
“No gloves, but at least he’s focussed on the task at hand,”
he looks like Shaun Micallef.
http://ten.com.au/tvshows/mrandmrsmurder-shaun-micallef.htm
April 5th, 2013 at 10:08 am
Dudez, “this looks bad” totally looks like me at work. Almost hurt myself laughing. Then the “never mind, its all good” blindsided me with scientific relief and the laughing, oh the laughing… you made me hurt from laughing. Thanks, I needed this.
April 5th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
The chicken being interrogated is a Rooster; So, “probably not” is your answer.
April 5th, 2013 at 2:51 pm
Why would an agency watermark this crap? I’d be embarrassed to have my firm’s name on any of these?
April 6th, 2013 at 1:12 am
Lensless safety goggles? Great Kandor, it’s a scientist hipster.
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April 8th, 2013 at 11:39 am
I’ve seen that last one before. I think it’s the opening scene from something on the Porn Side of the Internet.
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April 25th, 2013 at 1:08 pm
These people have never heard of PIPETTES??? How can there be Science without Pipettes??? Just watch ANY TV news story about ANY science, even astronomy, for God’s sake, and you’ll be treated to the thrilling sight of lab techs using pipettes!
Love the colored [generic powdered soft drink mix] solutions, too. That and the various kinds of beers.
Great series!
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