For some people clothing is just a formality (where’s all the nudist laboratories at?). For others people clothing is an expression of ones individuality. For me it’s just a clever way to draw attention away from my hideous face.

Goblin face or not, even I acknowledge that some garments are just off limits. For example, I can understand how designer sunglasses and a purple fur scarf aren’t acceptable in the lab because it literally becomes a safety issue when you are that hot. Thankfully, I’ve prepared a list below of stylish clothing alternatives with much more nerd credibility.

We just have to accept the fact that not all of us can dress like Nobel prize winners.