Ah yeah, a nice slow week here at Jacks of Science. It’s not just us either, even light is getting slower. Or maybe photons and I are just getting old. We just can’t run as fast as we used to.

Thankfully, I can always fall back on my 800 email strong GMail spam folder when I get too old to receive any cool emails. These days I just check it to see if there is anything hilarious.

From: Letitia Friend <akstcaccessithacamnsdgs@accessithaca.com>
Date: Nov 28, 2007 4:48 AM
Subject: Liquid Microscope Boy Liquid Highway Explosive
Great Gift Ideas
Do all your shopping at our online store
We have Huge Sales going on now
Here you go (<–Spam Link here)

And to think, just when the spammers were on to something with their subject lines, they just pack in and give up… what irony!